Funny To-Do List

Enter to clean up stage

Take a break to smoke

Knock cigarette to ground
-pick up cig and drop the others about 5 times
-drop broom
-take one cig
-throw down cigs and sweep others aside

Search for match box
-find it and open upside down
-reach down to pick up matches and get broom handle stuck in sweater
-break first match
-knock out match box with second match

Go for box and kick it away

Stick cigarette in ear

Stomp on box and pick it up
-light match
-search for cig and eventually find it in my ear
-burn my hand on match

Broom head comes off trying to sweep it all away
-pick up broom head and drop hat
-pick up hat and drop broom head

Try to put hat on and put it on broom handle
-search for it and eventually find it
-chase hat

Hat trick

Broom stick down throat

Attempt to reattach broom head
-miss twice
-examine it and spin it on

Sweep cigs and matches offstage

Go back and pick up pieces of paper
-drop pieces around four times

Wave and walk off stage